It was like shaking a dead fish, like it was going to slip through my hand into another dimension. I am making a post about this because I now understand why people think women have weak handshakes. I almost laughed because I thought she was just joking around, but the punchline, the real grip, never came, and she was as sincere as anyone could be. I tried to shake her hand properly but it was no more than a rubber hamster. Some sort of magic trick: the hand hardly moved yet it was fleeing. Was she playing a game? I was reminded of the incident just now while watching a Youtube interview of a transsexual porn star and how her handshake should have tipped the interviewer off. That one, at least, was a joke.
I can assure you that it is better not to ask questions.
