Barf

I have to spend tomorrow morning in detention with 1000 of my closest classmates. This is why you do not skip school, Jessica. Stevenson, you should really look into screening students before letting just anyone chump around. Let's start with removing anyone who is a repeat offender of sporting the swagged-out bro look. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. The khakis don't add as much class as you think they do.

Edit: I will never understand the vapidity of my peers. 8am, all the cars are pulling up, pumping music because they're 2cool4school.
The girls behind me would not stop making ludicrous comments.
"Oh my gawd, you guys, we should just start dancing. AHA! What would they do if we all just started dancing?" (That's not even mildly funny.)
When the deans were trying to get our attention. "We can't heaaaaar you!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP."

And it went on like this with attempts to be funny or sound cool. They exerted a lot of effort in trying to seem bored and also attenuating their voices so they came out as nasally and, at the same time, guttural as possible.

PLEASE. Let's spend a little less time tanning and a little more time contemplating how many tractors we could fit inside the space between your skull and your brain.