Oh, Threadless

I came upon you one fine day through my roommate (Hi, Leah). You never fail to make meh smilez.

I was browsing the site, when I came upon this brilliance:

I thought, "This is swell! I needed one of these today. Now I can warn others before they get angry at me that this particular park was executed poorly and I'm not going to repark because deal with it."

And then I thought, "Well, why in heavens would I need to buy a 15-pack? Or... a 30-pack? I think I just need four at most (one for each side of my car)."

And then I realized that these were meant to be stuck on others' cars, and only I would consider sticking it on my own car.

I can see this being used as it was originally intended. In a manic spree, perhaps. In the bubble of hot anger and indignity. You know how road rage gets. Ain't nothing like some cathartic road rage.

I'm joking!!!!